Banjoman Presents
Banjo jokes
Q: How many banjo players does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but all the others gathered
around will complain that that's
not the way Earl Scruggs would have
done it.
Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is
level?
A: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his
mouth.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an
anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it
overboard.
Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
A: They
make great anchors!
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the
banjo?
A: They make good paddles.
Q: What is the
difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a
dynamic range.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and
a chain saw?
A: You can turn off a chainsaw.
Q: What is
the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
A: One
is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
Q: What is
the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson
motorcycle?
A: You can tune a Harley.
Q: What is the
difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?
A: An Uzi
only repeats 40 times.
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo
right off?
A: Saves time.
Q: Why is the banjo player a
fiddle player's best friend?
A: Without him, the fiddle would be
the most hated instrument on earth.
Q: How can you tell the
difference between all the banjo songs?
A: By their
names.
Q: What is the most seldom heard comment made of banjo
players?
A: "Say, isn't that the banjo player's
Porsche?"
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three
piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
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Updated....January 10th 2006